druid-for-hire:

[image id: a four-page comic. it is titled “immortality” after the poem by clare harner (more popularly known as “do not stand at my grave and weep”). the first page shows paleontologists digging up fossils at a dig. it reads, “do not stand at my grave and weep. i am not there. i do not sleep.” page two features several prehistoric creatures living in the wild. not featured but notable, each have modern descendants: horses, cetaceans, horsetail plants, and crocodilians. it reads, “i am a thousand winds that blow. i am the diamond glints on snow. i am the sunlight on ripened grain. i am the gentle autumn rain.” the third page shows archaeopteryx in the treetops and the skies, then a modern museum-goer reading the placard on a fossil display. it reads, “when you awaken in the morning’s hush, i am the swift uplifting rush, of quiet birds in circled flight. i am the soft stars that shine at night. do not stand at my grave and cry.” the fourth page shows a chicken in a field. it reads, “i am not there. i did not die” / end id]

a comic i made in about 15 hours for my school’s comic anthology. the theme was “evolution”

zzzleep1:

screen capture of youtube video. it is a video of cricket chirping. a comment by professional-mothering is displayed below. it reads: My five year old thought this sound was the sound stars make, so we’re exploring the reality. I love his enchanting misconception though! How often in media do we hear crickets when the scene changes to night?ALT

saw this comment on a cricket noise video and felt like something changed in me idk

kleefkruid:

kleefkruid:

Kinda crazy how my first cellphone didn’t have a camera or internet and 17 years later this thing knows more about me than I do and gives people brand new mental ilnesses.

my parents: “We bought you a cellphone so you can contact us if your bike gets a flat tire on your way to school!”

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sleaterkinnie:

sorry i’m a freak and this is just me but i hate the new age of everyone trying to healthily therapy everything so you see shit like “wedding vows that express healthy boundaries” like no tell me you’re going to live and die for me tell me you’d eat me alive and kill for me idec. or you see “ways to properly confront someone without arguing” like no sorry if it’s really needed and you’re truly angry you’re gona do it right blood guts screaming and all emotion and crying . “that’s not healthy tho” don’t care didn’t ask + this hole you put me in wasnt deep enough and i’m climbing out right now

greelin:

greelin:

as much as i understand being a hater you have to offset that shit with genuine, sincere enjoyment & wonder sometimes lest YOU become the one who is corny. and sad. imo.

where’s your fucking whimsy, jackass? your compassion? is it only irony and judgement 24/7 for you? booooo

sometimes-love-is-enough:

yeah i turned your boyfriend into an unreliable narrator. sorry. yeah, he’s exaggerating aspects of the story to cast himself in a better light. he’s obscuring the narrative he doesn’t want to think about. he’s misrepresenting others to further his own ends. yeah, i think he’s doing it as some sort of emotional defence mechanism. his story cannot be trusted. sorry.

lastoneout:

xanemix:

lilacandladybugs:

lilacandladybugs:

my friend told me that her boyfriend got her a super cool rock while they were on vacation together and you would not BELIEVE my disappointment when i realized she was talking about her engagement ring

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*holds your head in my hands* im sorry i let you down

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Here’s some fossilized coral.

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ghavialis:

Maybe dracula didn’t have any intentions, maybe he just thought jonathan would look better with a beard, did you even consider that, huh!